Category: Joke Board
Fun Things To Do In An Elevator:
1. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
3. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
4. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
5. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
6. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral
7. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"
8. Meow occasionally.
9. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
10. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
lol
Done them and I need some inspiration
lol, what bout making out with your girlfriend/boyfriend? lol, j/k.
done it! how about doing frantic sit ups while yelling about your uncontrollable hyperactivity.
....Or if your a trekkie how about making a call in klingon
....act out a scene from ER with the ubiquitous gram of epi on the drug list...
good ones, Alex, you make me smile
cheers pal ...commentate on every new passenger, as if they are taking part in a grand prix...
....or as if they are a top models in an Milan fashion show
.......talk to an invisible animal of your choice and stroke them lovingly....
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sit down and chant loudly while rocking slowly...
......mime having a picnic and describe the taste of each course..
you forgot having sex..... and anyways great joke! i was laughing out loud at that one and umm i'm at school and everyone is looking at me weird.......
done it pal in a glass lift talk about exhibitionisim...